Kelly's Roast Beef
Medford, MA
I am ashamed to admit that for about the first 22 years of my life I was scared to eat a roast beef sandwich. This is coming from a kid who legit grew up right down the street from Jillies Roadt Beef in Lowell, Ma one of the best roast beef stands around. Like I said, I'm ashamed. But before you rag on me too much let me explain why. I was about 5 years old and I was at the beach with the fam getting my tan on and riding some swells (beach bod was looking good) when my mom hands me a roast beef sandwich. Beach day was all down hill from there. I took one bite and started puking everywhere. (On the bright side my abs were popping after all the throwing up). It took me until about 22 to finally overcome my fear of roast beef and dig into a Jillies jumbo roast beef.
Anyways, I've recently been crushing roast beef sandwiches, making up for lost time. The pictured sandwich is from Kelly's roast beef. I've been hearing about how good Kelly's is for years and had actually ate there once but got a hamburger because I was still roastbeefphobic at the time. However, Kelly's roast beef did not disappoint this time around. The bun was soft and delicious and the roast beef was excellent. My only complaint is that they didn't add enough sauce. I like my roast beef like I like my sloppy Joes... extra sloppy!!
Since I'm relatively a newbie to the roast beef game, I figured I keep power rankings of the places I try. Here it is so far:
1. Jillies Famous Roast Beer Lowell, MA
2. Nicks Famous Roast Beef Beverly, MA
3.Kellys Roast Beef Medford, MA
4. The Alamo Medford,MA
Anyways, I've recently been crushing roast beef sandwiches, making up for lost time. The pictured sandwich is from Kelly's roast beef. I've been hearing about how good Kelly's is for years and had actually ate there once but got a hamburger because I was still roastbeefphobic at the time. However, Kelly's roast beef did not disappoint this time around. The bun was soft and delicious and the roast beef was excellent. My only complaint is that they didn't add enough sauce. I like my roast beef like I like my sloppy Joes... extra sloppy!!
Since I'm relatively a newbie to the roast beef game, I figured I keep power rankings of the places I try. Here it is so far:
1. Jillies Famous Roast Beer Lowell, MA
2. Nicks Famous Roast Beef Beverly, MA
3.Kellys Roast Beef Medford, MA
4. The Alamo Medford,MA
Pizza Chef
Quechee, VT
So people have been chirping #moviesandfood saying we never give anything bad grades, and I have to say, I agree, we haven't held up our end of the bargain reviewing "all things" viewed, chewed, and brewed. We have just been focusing on "good" things. But in order to give shitty reviews, we have to review shit products. That means we must delve into the Pooty Tangs of the film industry and dine in places Taffer would SHUT DOWN on the spot. So thats what I did.
Over the weekend I got take out from Pizza Chef in Quechee, VT. A venue that boasts pizza as its premier dish, and let me tell you I've had their pizza, on a good day it's a 5. But I took it a step further, I got a steak and cheese sub and fries from a place that prides themselves on their shit pizza- what's a sub gonna look like? Not good. It was soggy, small, and the steak was not evenly distributed. The fries sucked too. Again, soggy and undercooked. So there you have it, you want shitty reviews? We roll up our sleeves and give shitty reviews. 'Cuz that's our job! ▪️M&F 3.7
PS. Who am I kidding, Pooty Tang is a 10.
Over the weekend I got take out from Pizza Chef in Quechee, VT. A venue that boasts pizza as its premier dish, and let me tell you I've had their pizza, on a good day it's a 5. But I took it a step further, I got a steak and cheese sub and fries from a place that prides themselves on their shit pizza- what's a sub gonna look like? Not good. It was soggy, small, and the steak was not evenly distributed. The fries sucked too. Again, soggy and undercooked. So there you have it, you want shitty reviews? We roll up our sleeves and give shitty reviews. 'Cuz that's our job! ▪️M&F 3.7
PS. Who am I kidding, Pooty Tang is a 10.