NOTHING worse than a fitness hardo. If you've hopped aboard the M&F train you know we preach a healthy amount of rest days. This dadbod didn't create itself people. We don't #RiseandGrind we #FindOurCouch. Our couch is our gym and we hit it early and often. It's typically a bad day if we break a sweat. Our daily training regime consists of carb loading, twelve ounce curls, sleeping, television-ing, repeat. But we're not naive enough to think that the gym is completely off limits. It's nice to check in on a bi-yearly basis just to let yourself know you still got it and to remember why you don't go there in the first place: the self entitled hardos that think they're better than you cause they PR'd on the clean and jerk today! Good job pal, I hope you stretched so you don't pull a muscle patting yourself on the back.
Enter Steve Weatherford, a washed former NFL punter who just got booted from Planet Fitness for grunting and breathing too hard...then felt the need to post about it on Instagram saying that's the reason why America sucks. That's where you've got it all wrong Steven. The fact that you took the time to count how many gyms you've been to is the reason YOU suck. In fact, I want to thank you. Before you brought this to travesty to light I didn't know Planet Fitness had a Lunk Alert siren or shunned people who work too hard. That's actually hilarious. Developing bad habits? That's actually everything I want in a gym. A siren to kick grunting assholes like you out? Count me in. After a little research I heard they even serve pizza! Imagine a gym where you could superset squats and slices? I might have to make this gym thing a monthly occurrence. Cue the Lunk Alert bitches! #IStandWithPlanetFitness
-akidnamedCAL
Enter Steve Weatherford, a washed former NFL punter who just got booted from Planet Fitness for grunting and breathing too hard...then felt the need to post about it on Instagram saying that's the reason why America sucks. That's where you've got it all wrong Steven. The fact that you took the time to count how many gyms you've been to is the reason YOU suck. In fact, I want to thank you. Before you brought this to travesty to light I didn't know Planet Fitness had a Lunk Alert siren or shunned people who work too hard. That's actually hilarious. Developing bad habits? That's actually everything I want in a gym. A siren to kick grunting assholes like you out? Count me in. After a little research I heard they even serve pizza! Imagine a gym where you could superset squats and slices? I might have to make this gym thing a monthly occurrence. Cue the Lunk Alert bitches! #IStandWithPlanetFitness
-akidnamedCAL