I respect the hell out of this guy, I mean, the Queens 90th birthday celebration certainly sounds like a snoozer to me. Some people can find their couch anywhere, anytime. Shitty move by all his buddies here for not having his back. We've all been to a party where you're not completely comfortable so you ask your buddies to watch your back as you do something stupid, well that's exactly what happened here. This guy definitely tapped a few of his buddies on the shoulder and was like, "yo, I'm just gonna lay down for a bit, don't go anywhere". Next thing he knows he's laying face down on the cement, friends no where in site, and the Queen of fuckin' England giving him the stick eye. Lousy friends if you ask me.
What this guy does next is another legendary move though. When he awoke, he could have hopped up and rejoined his group looking like an idiot, but no, he played it right. He stayed down. If you can't find your couch, make them bring the couch to you. Next thing you know this guys got people picking him up and putting him on a stretcher, effortless, pretty much a hammock if you ask me. 10 minutes later he's sitting in a comfortable hospital bed with an ice cream cone sending selfies to his miserable friends who didn't have his back and are still miserable at the lame party. May have been the Queens party but this guy got the Kings treatment. Well played.
GDONUT
What this guy does next is another legendary move though. When he awoke, he could have hopped up and rejoined his group looking like an idiot, but no, he played it right. He stayed down. If you can't find your couch, make them bring the couch to you. Next thing you know this guys got people picking him up and putting him on a stretcher, effortless, pretty much a hammock if you ask me. 10 minutes later he's sitting in a comfortable hospital bed with an ice cream cone sending selfies to his miserable friends who didn't have his back and are still miserable at the lame party. May have been the Queens party but this guy got the Kings treatment. Well played.
GDONUT