I have had an undying hatred for this establishment for a while. It was on my campus in college and I think I went there twice. The first time was a fucking disaster. You think you’d be able to just order a medium coffee and that would be that. I didn’t even look at the fucking menu. Had no clue you had to speak a different language just to get your coffee. It was indubitably one of the most blood boiling moments in my adult life. Ended up just repeating what the hippie in front of me ordered because one of my many curses can be awkwardness. But no person should have to go through that just for some coffee beans.
If you consider yourself a coffee person and you go to Starbucks then I consider you a fraud. By the time these people are done with their order you might as well have just gone to Friendly’s and gotten a milkshake. It isn’t coffee. Its an abomination that they charge you an extra nut for. Give me 7/11 coffee, McDonalds, and Dunkins all day. I’ll keep my extra $5, Starbucks. Because here at M&F we will never be sheep..
P.S. Joey Diaz is a mother fucking riot.
Hutch
If you consider yourself a coffee person and you go to Starbucks then I consider you a fraud. By the time these people are done with their order you might as well have just gone to Friendly’s and gotten a milkshake. It isn’t coffee. Its an abomination that they charge you an extra nut for. Give me 7/11 coffee, McDonalds, and Dunkins all day. I’ll keep my extra $5, Starbucks. Because here at M&F we will never be sheep..
P.S. Joey Diaz is a mother fucking riot.
Hutch