Jon Snow’s back! I wish I could tell you I was surprised. Listen, I’m as big a Jon Snow fan as the next person so I was both pissed and shocked when he died to end season 5, I honestly thought about not watching the show anymore, but you know why I had such a strong reaction? Because I didn’t know it was going to happen. So did I want Jon Snow to come back to life when the Red Lady was cutting off his pubes at the end of this past episode? Damn right I did. But at the same time I think a part of me hoped he would stay dead just to prove all the theorists wrong. I mean we’re ahead of all the douchey book readers at this point and shit is still getting spoiled for me. What the fuck!? And now we have to deal with all people proved correct shoving it down our throats, “OMG I called this was going to happen in like season 1!”, shut up! SHUT UP!!!! I don’t care! Keep your goddamn theories to yourself. The only people’s theories I care about are George RR Martin and the HBO Producers…and mine (White Walker’s are going to win, you heard it hear first). And now it looks like the Kaleesi/Tyrion/Jon Snow theory (the three off them join forces and rule the seven kingdoms) will play out as well, I don’t want to know that shit. Yeah I’m still interested to see how it happens but I’d prefer just to not know it at all. So I’m stuck in the same predicament, do I want the theorists to be right and my three favorite characters to end up on top? Or do I want Ramsey to cut of their dicks and cook them over Kaleesi’s burning body just to shut them up? Well I can’t go that far, I’m still rooting for the theory to come true but it’s close.
Ok, enough bitching, Season 6 Episode 2, Home, was yet another great performance from Game of Thrones. Can we just chill out with the fan theories though? Especially from all you Tolkein-esque fans who actually believe you are wandering the realms of Westeros, I have no problem with you, just don’t spoil it for the rest of us because your theories are probably right.
GDONUT
Ok, enough bitching, Season 6 Episode 2, Home, was yet another great performance from Game of Thrones. Can we just chill out with the fan theories though? Especially from all you Tolkein-esque fans who actually believe you are wandering the realms of Westeros, I have no problem with you, just don’t spoil it for the rest of us because your theories are probably right.
GDONUT