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KFC at Barstool blogged this video the other day saying double fisting pizza on the kiss cam is in the Basic Bitch Moves 101 hand book. He went on to say the casting was wrong in the video, if a fat guy had pulled this move it would have been funny but since it was a white girl it falls under the “basic bitch” category (#whitegirlproblems). I see where he’s coming from but disagree, I don’t think the casting was wrong I think the execution was wrong. No matter who you are, if you’re going to double fist pizza on the kiss cam you have to act like you don’t know you’re on the kiss cam. That’s the number one rule of acting really, you must act natural (I think we can all agree that this was staged to an extent). You have to sulk in your chair, have a depressed look on your face, sauce dripping down your chin, stains on your shirt, double fisting pizza while the couple next to you gets after it. Gotta go full #findyourcouch if your going to pull this move. So I’m correcting KFC here, its not the wrong casting but the unwillingness to go all in that made this a basic bitch move.
We can all agree that most Kiss Cam antics are staged, which begs the question, how much of this performance was planned out? Like what would she have done if she didn’t have the pizza? Did she just happen to pick up a couple slices during the last time out before the Kiss Cam found her? Did she just use some quick improve skills utilizing the pizza on her lap to try to get a few laughs? Or was this act planned out from the start? Part of me almost thinks that when she walked into the arena that night she realized she had no one to make out with if the Kiss Cam featured her, so she grabbed a few slices before the game even started and just sat there with the pizza on her lap for 3 quarters before the Kiss Cam finally showed her. If this is the case, its not a basic bitch move, its just sad. But I have to think it was a little more improvisational, no way a real foodie could sit there with pizza on their lap for three quarters without eating it.
So bottom line, I respect the move. An institution like M&F is in no place to hate on someone double fisting pizza. But just execute a little better next time, ok hun?
GDONUT
KFC at Barstool blogged this video the other day saying double fisting pizza on the kiss cam is in the Basic Bitch Moves 101 hand book. He went on to say the casting was wrong in the video, if a fat guy had pulled this move it would have been funny but since it was a white girl it falls under the “basic bitch” category (#whitegirlproblems). I see where he’s coming from but disagree, I don’t think the casting was wrong I think the execution was wrong. No matter who you are, if you’re going to double fist pizza on the kiss cam you have to act like you don’t know you’re on the kiss cam. That’s the number one rule of acting really, you must act natural (I think we can all agree that this was staged to an extent). You have to sulk in your chair, have a depressed look on your face, sauce dripping down your chin, stains on your shirt, double fisting pizza while the couple next to you gets after it. Gotta go full #findyourcouch if your going to pull this move. So I’m correcting KFC here, its not the wrong casting but the unwillingness to go all in that made this a basic bitch move.
We can all agree that most Kiss Cam antics are staged, which begs the question, how much of this performance was planned out? Like what would she have done if she didn’t have the pizza? Did she just happen to pick up a couple slices during the last time out before the Kiss Cam found her? Did she just use some quick improve skills utilizing the pizza on her lap to try to get a few laughs? Or was this act planned out from the start? Part of me almost thinks that when she walked into the arena that night she realized she had no one to make out with if the Kiss Cam featured her, so she grabbed a few slices before the game even started and just sat there with the pizza on her lap for 3 quarters before the Kiss Cam finally showed her. If this is the case, its not a basic bitch move, its just sad. But I have to think it was a little more improvisational, no way a real foodie could sit there with pizza on their lap for three quarters without eating it.
So bottom line, I respect the move. An institution like M&F is in no place to hate on someone double fisting pizza. But just execute a little better next time, ok hun?
GDONUT