(Fox News) - A San Francisco beer maker is brewing up a solution to California’s water shortage. Half Moon Bay Brewing Company has been making small batches of its Mavericks Tunnel Vision IPA with recycled waste water—known to environmentalists as gray water.
Jesus turned water into wine and Half Moon Bay Brewing Company turned your poo water into their newest IPA. Saving the world twelve ounces at a time, huh? Congratulations but get the fuck outta my kitchen with this shit... Or shall I say bathroom? Giving new meaning to the nickname "The Golden State", the California based brewer claims their new Tunnel Vision IPA uses recycled sewage water in an effort to combat California's water shortage.
Call me a beer snob but the possibility of someone else's ass juice in my beer is a real turn off. They say toilet to tap recycled water tastes the same, but let's be honest, if you have to pull stunts like this to sell your beer, your beer probably sucks. Do less. I'm always skeptical of these save the world type gimmicks anyway. I swear every product you pick up these days is trying to pawn itself off as being healthy or environmentally sustainable. Nothing that tastes good is healthy and nothing that's healthy tastes good. That's just a fact of life so do us all a favor and save it. No one is buying your Golden Shower I Pee A. If this feces fad gains steam it's a sign of the apocalypse. I will not stand for this!
-akidnamedCAL
Jesus turned water into wine and Half Moon Bay Brewing Company turned your poo water into their newest IPA. Saving the world twelve ounces at a time, huh? Congratulations but get the fuck outta my kitchen with this shit... Or shall I say bathroom? Giving new meaning to the nickname "The Golden State", the California based brewer claims their new Tunnel Vision IPA uses recycled sewage water in an effort to combat California's water shortage.
Call me a beer snob but the possibility of someone else's ass juice in my beer is a real turn off. They say toilet to tap recycled water tastes the same, but let's be honest, if you have to pull stunts like this to sell your beer, your beer probably sucks. Do less. I'm always skeptical of these save the world type gimmicks anyway. I swear every product you pick up these days is trying to pawn itself off as being healthy or environmentally sustainable. Nothing that tastes good is healthy and nothing that's healthy tastes good. That's just a fact of life so do us all a favor and save it. No one is buying your Golden Shower I Pee A. If this feces fad gains steam it's a sign of the apocalypse. I will not stand for this!
-akidnamedCAL