So apparently today is National Margarita Day? To be honest, I'm getting pretty sick of these goddamn "national" days. Like it doesn't even make sense that today would be National Margarita day. Shouldn't it be in the summer? Unless the margarita was invented below the equator, I guess it would make sense then. And why would it be on a Monday? Yeah I get "Margarita Monday" kinda sounds good together but c'mon, I'm just getting over my hangover from the weekend the last thing I'm trying to do is drink a marg right now- we all know things get weird when tequila comes out.
Also, do we need an excuse to drink margaritas? Or eat pizza? Or do anything else there is a "national" day for? It doesn't have to be National Margarita day for me to make myself a delicious marg, I'm a big boy, I'll make a marg whenever I goddamn please! Maybe I'll have a marg on national pizza day and a pizza on national marg day, throw everyone off. So you heard it here first, fuck all these "national" days. It's been national pizza day like five times already this year for Christ sake.
PS. Fuck it, I'm making myself a marg
Also, do we need an excuse to drink margaritas? Or eat pizza? Or do anything else there is a "national" day for? It doesn't have to be National Margarita day for me to make myself a delicious marg, I'm a big boy, I'll make a marg whenever I goddamn please! Maybe I'll have a marg on national pizza day and a pizza on national marg day, throw everyone off. So you heard it here first, fuck all these "national" days. It's been national pizza day like five times already this year for Christ sake.
PS. Fuck it, I'm making myself a marg