It allllllll makes sense now. Nothing like that moment of clarity when something finally clicks in your head and makes perfect sense. If there ever was a year to be a chocolate starfish, 2015 was the year folks. This past year was unofficially the year of eating booty. You couldn't turn on the radio without talking about truffle butter, tossing some salad or how Jhene Aiko so eloquently put it: "eating the booty like groceries." But I always wondered how something once taboo became cool overnight? But it all came full circle after seeing this clip.
For a full year I searched for answers, scouring the annals of the Internet for answers. How did rimjobs permeate an entire generation? The last place I would have thought to look would be on of my favorite Nickelodeon TV shows. Disney movies have created a generation of whores by slipping in SEX clouds, sneaky boners, and blowjob jokes for years so I should've known better. Now I just feel stupid. Oh the show that features a grandpa with a dick and balls for a face? You think that was milk chocolate on Chocolate Boy's face? Think again. And for the record that was 100% Chocolate Boys parents getting their freak on practicing the ole rusty trombone in that clip. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. This whole time I thought our generation was a bunch of fart box punching sexual deviants, which we still are, but at least now we have a scapegoat.
-akidnamedCAL
For a full year I searched for answers, scouring the annals of the Internet for answers. How did rimjobs permeate an entire generation? The last place I would have thought to look would be on of my favorite Nickelodeon TV shows. Disney movies have created a generation of whores by slipping in SEX clouds, sneaky boners, and blowjob jokes for years so I should've known better. Now I just feel stupid. Oh the show that features a grandpa with a dick and balls for a face? You think that was milk chocolate on Chocolate Boy's face? Think again. And for the record that was 100% Chocolate Boys parents getting their freak on practicing the ole rusty trombone in that clip. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. This whole time I thought our generation was a bunch of fart box punching sexual deviants, which we still are, but at least now we have a scapegoat.
-akidnamedCAL