Remember my "fountain soda in water cup" blog? Well the price on my head just doubled, maybe tripled. There's at least five different users in 3 different states on my Netflix account at all times. Can't be friends with M&F unless you're down to Netflix and chill, and apparently a huge mooch. But here I go again, I can't be stopped. You make a law, I break it. I even threw my account under my moms name, they'll never trace it to me. Genius! That's a veteran criminal move. I could probably start spinning a profit off this too, undercut Netflix. 5 bucks a month you can use my account. But wait there's more! Call now and I'll throw my Brazzers account in there as well for an extra $2 a month. Limited time offer. But Federal offense huh? I have the FBI after me now? That's alright, I'll just pull a Dougie McRae and move to Florida. Can't catch me there.
GDONUT
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