(New York Post) - A man busted into a Five Guys patty joint, casually grilled up a few burgers, grabbed a bottle of water, and fled — and cops are now asking the public to help catch-up to the hungry thief. On Sunday, police released a three-minute clip showing the purloined patty perp, who slipped into the restaurant on Irving Street behind a delivery man around 3:30 a.m. on March 18 and started creeping around the back of the store before getting his grub on.
I admire this guy, I really do. He reminds me a lot of myself, except he has bigger balls and more drive. He's a go getter. He's sees something he wants and he finds away to get it. He's not gonna let an obstacle like a store being closed get in the way of satisfying his late night hunger pangs. If you can't relate to this guy on some level you're lying to yourself. Tell me you've never been drunk or baked and craving some late night grub aimlessly searching Yelp for the closest Chinese food joint and tragically come to the realization that it's 4am and everything in town is closed. It's truly one of the worst feelings in the world. Nothing compares to that moment of despair knowing you'll have to inevitably resort to eating a peanut butter sandwich or some Ramen Noodles.
Not this guy! No, no, no. He's not going to bed hungry. He's not a quitter. I've always been a firm believer in the phrase "where there's a will there's a way." Well, consider this Exhibit A folks. This dude broke into a Five Guys, made two burgers and dipped. Such a savage move you have no choice but to respect it. The modern day Hamburglar currently has a $1,000 bounty on his head but I'd actually pay $1,000 to meet this man. Call me crazy but he deserves to be celebrated for his ingenuity not incarcerated. The world would be a better place with problem solvers like this guy!
-akidnamedCAL
I admire this guy, I really do. He reminds me a lot of myself, except he has bigger balls and more drive. He's a go getter. He's sees something he wants and he finds away to get it. He's not gonna let an obstacle like a store being closed get in the way of satisfying his late night hunger pangs. If you can't relate to this guy on some level you're lying to yourself. Tell me you've never been drunk or baked and craving some late night grub aimlessly searching Yelp for the closest Chinese food joint and tragically come to the realization that it's 4am and everything in town is closed. It's truly one of the worst feelings in the world. Nothing compares to that moment of despair knowing you'll have to inevitably resort to eating a peanut butter sandwich or some Ramen Noodles.
Not this guy! No, no, no. He's not going to bed hungry. He's not a quitter. I've always been a firm believer in the phrase "where there's a will there's a way." Well, consider this Exhibit A folks. This dude broke into a Five Guys, made two burgers and dipped. Such a savage move you have no choice but to respect it. The modern day Hamburglar currently has a $1,000 bounty on his head but I'd actually pay $1,000 to meet this man. Call me crazy but he deserves to be celebrated for his ingenuity not incarcerated. The world would be a better place with problem solvers like this guy!
-akidnamedCAL