From Ho's to Ho Ho's, creampies to cream filled golden sponge cake, with the co-owner of Hostess Brands and savior of Twinkies, Daren Metropoulos, acquiring the Playboy mansion it is certainly the end of an era. Although it will be a sad day seeing Hef leave the mansion, I can't think of a better replacement. Yeah that right,don't let the suit fool you, Mr. Twinkie knows what he's doing. While seeing your first nudie mag may be the best thing in the world, eating your first Twinkie is a close second. I'll be honest, at first I thought Daren "The Greek Sex-Freak" Metropoulos was just another businessman looking to make a buck off a great American landmark, but then I looked further into him. A multi-billionaire, he made his money owning Pabst Blue Ribbon before purchasing Hostess Brand, a beer lover, a foodie, and now the Playboy mansion? Talk about a power portfolio! Step aside Buffett.
Being the savvy businessman he is, The Greek Sex-Freak is keeping on old management for a smooth transition in his new investment. That's right, Hef gets to live in the mansion until he passes away. That means The Greek Sex-Freak gets to learn Hef's tricks from the legend himself, gets to know the ins and outs of the mansion, and he gets to host Hef's post funeral services. Can you imagine what Hef's funeral is going to look like? We all know grief is one of natures most powerful aphrodisiacs! Throw in free PBR and unlimited delicious penis shaped snack foods and it all adds up to one thing, who's getting laid tonight? The Greek Sex-Freak is getting laid tonight, that's who.
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Being the savvy businessman he is, The Greek Sex-Freak is keeping on old management for a smooth transition in his new investment. That's right, Hef gets to live in the mansion until he passes away. That means The Greek Sex-Freak gets to learn Hef's tricks from the legend himself, gets to know the ins and outs of the mansion, and he gets to host Hef's post funeral services. Can you imagine what Hef's funeral is going to look like? We all know grief is one of natures most powerful aphrodisiacs! Throw in free PBR and unlimited delicious penis shaped snack foods and it all adds up to one thing, who's getting laid tonight? The Greek Sex-Freak is getting laid tonight, that's who.
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