It's a sad, sad day for nachos. A loyal M&Fer sent this in this weekend. To cope with this travesty I've convinced myself it's a late April Fools joke. It's gotta be right? Some sort of social experiment maybe? Maybe some sort of To Catch a Predator-esque trap to capture whatever psycho tries to buy this? Whatever it is it's not real life. Whoever purchases this needs to be put in a straight jacket.
What type of institution not only creates this shit salad, but then has the audacity to label them as "nachos." For a nacho truther like myself this is grounds for a lawsuit. I'm no lawyer but I'm 97% positive this is false advertising and defamation. In no way, shape or form are these nachos. Banana chips?? That's cute. Do these come with an organic tampon as well? Okay maybe I'm slightly overreacting....wait no I'm not. No tortilla chips. No cheese. Nice try. Nachos are sacred and this is the definition of blasphemy. Slanderous behavior like this needs to be condemned, The Juicery has no regard for human life and they need to be reprimanded. I might have to call my good friend John Taffer and shut this place the fuck down!
-akidnamedCAL
P.S. Here is a life hack for all you guys: anytime the ingredients listed are literally described as "nutritional" (i.e. Nutritional Yeast) you need to put them down and walk away. I repeat, put that item down and run away.