Who said chivalry is dead? Romance is alive and kicking my friends! People saying the divorce rate is rising. That marriage and monogamy are a thing of the past... PSHHH.
Chris Katan and Will Farrell famously asked, "what is love" in A a Night at The Roxbury, well, you're looking at it folks. Talk about going the extra mile... Or should I say 800 miles. Nothing says love like driving 800 miles to deliver KFC to your wife on your anniversary. The willpower this guy had not to eat the chicken in the car is beyond me, how'd he do it? Men can accomplish amazing thing when love is on the line...or KFC. Could he have stopped at a more local KFC to insure freshness upon arrival? Yeah, but that's not nearly as romantic. We've all heard of honeymoon sex, we all know make up sex, but nothing, and I mean nothing compared to I-just-drove-800-miles-to-deliver-you-KFC-chicken sex! If there isn't at least a blow job waiting at the end of this 800 mile tunnel that divorce rate might keep climbing.
So it's a no brainier that this guy is husband of the year, but is his wife not wife of the year? Most women want expensive blood diamonds for their anniversary, but nah, she's good with some KFC. Not only is she low maintenance, but also philanthropic! How many marriages could this lady have saved? I know she would have save Frank the Tanks, "Honey is KFC still open?"
Chris Katan and Will Farrell famously asked, "what is love" in A a Night at The Roxbury, well, you're looking at it folks. Talk about going the extra mile... Or should I say 800 miles. Nothing says love like driving 800 miles to deliver KFC to your wife on your anniversary. The willpower this guy had not to eat the chicken in the car is beyond me, how'd he do it? Men can accomplish amazing thing when love is on the line...or KFC. Could he have stopped at a more local KFC to insure freshness upon arrival? Yeah, but that's not nearly as romantic. We've all heard of honeymoon sex, we all know make up sex, but nothing, and I mean nothing compared to I-just-drove-800-miles-to-deliver-you-KFC-chicken sex! If there isn't at least a blow job waiting at the end of this 800 mile tunnel that divorce rate might keep climbing.
So it's a no brainier that this guy is husband of the year, but is his wife not wife of the year? Most women want expensive blood diamonds for their anniversary, but nah, she's good with some KFC. Not only is she low maintenance, but also philanthropic! How many marriages could this lady have saved? I know she would have save Frank the Tanks, "Honey is KFC still open?"