As 4th of July weekend approaches I never thought I'd be talking about something so... Canadian. But with the amount of grilling going on this weekend I thought it was a necessary topic to tackle. While I'll be doing my part Making America Great Again this weekend by grilling and pounding Budweiser's, one vital part of my cookout will be coming from Canada; Montreal Steak Seasoning. I don't care if it Stop and Shop brand of Filet Mignon there's no question I'm loading it with Montreal Steak. But that's not the question here, Montreal Steak is fuckin' delicious, why limit it to just steak? Yeah I know they make Montreal Chicken too but it's not as good, and that's not what I'm talking about anyways. There's appetizers at every good cookout, correct? Chips and salsa, variety of dips, maybe a Dominos pizza for all the lazy fucks who didn't want to go shopping. I'm talking about throwing Montreal Steak on that stuff. Try to tell me it wouldn't be delicious. Montreal Steak make bad food good and good food better. So that's what I'm going to do from now on, #montrealsteakovereverything. I'm going to put it in all my dips- hummus, blue cheese, salsa- Montreal Steak. Bland pasta sauce; Montreal Steak, leftover pizza; Montreal Steak, skunked beer; Montreal Steak, maybe I'll even throw some in my hair when I'm having a tough day, what do you think keeps it up, slick?
So there you have it, when you inevitably forget condiments while grilling this weekend and have to run back to the store make sure to pick up some Montreal Steak as well. That way when the cookout fitness freak brings over a vegetable platter and you're forced to take a bite you can just throw Montreal Steak on it, problem solved.
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So there you have it, when you inevitably forget condiments while grilling this weekend and have to run back to the store make sure to pick up some Montreal Steak as well. That way when the cookout fitness freak brings over a vegetable platter and you're forced to take a bite you can just throw Montreal Steak on it, problem solved.
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